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We are committed to keeping our products All Natural and Artificial Preservative Free. We DO NOT use corn syrup, MSG (or ingredients that no one can pronounce) in any of our products. We will ONLY produce high integrity products because everyone deserves to eat well.

Shipping on all orders in the lower 48 is only $12.00 and we offer FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50.00. International shipping starts at $40.00 (sorry, shipping out of the country is expensive). Get creative. Have fun. And most importantly, Play With Your Food!






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Crazy Mary Bloody Mary Mixer

Intense Bold Flavor the way a Bloody Mary should be. Made with our ever popular Green Chile Dust and and packed with horseradish and Worcestershire. We also recommend using Crazy Mary as a steak marinade and with oysters. No more boring Sunday brunch when Mary is invited.

$8.99 - 750 ml Glass Bottle
$5.99 - 16 oz Swing Top Bottle
$2.99 - 5 oz Single Serve
$24.99 - 1 Gallon Jug





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Crazy Rita Margarita Mixer

As a margarita mix should be. Rita is light a clean and consists of fresh squeezed lime, orange and lemon juice. Rita is lightly sweetened with cane sugar for a refreshingly balanced drink. Pair with your favorite tequila, vodka or bourbon.

$8.99 - 750 ML Glass Bottle





Crazy Rita & Crazy Mary Combo


$14.99 - 2/750 ML Glass Bottle





Hot Sauce 3 Pack
Chaos Theory Ghost Pepper Sauce
Ri Ra Rooster Sauce
Sweet Heat Smoked Pineapple Hot Sauce

$13.99 - 3/5 oz Glass Bottles
Fruits of Fire Ghost Pepper Sauce

Fruits of Fire is our most vibrant sauce to date. Consisting of New Mexican Prickly Pears, Blackberries, Ghost Peppers, Cumin & Lime. Fruits of Fire is a celebration of flavor, color & the southwest. This is the most outrageous taco/fajita sauce that you will ever taste. Hold on to your taste buds, Fruits of Fire is VERY TASTY...VERY HOT...VERY PURPLE.

Heat Level 7 (out of 10)
Limited Run Available 3/1





RI RA (REE RHA) Rooster Sauce

Our Sriracha is a 4 pepper blend made up of: Jalapeno, Serrano, New Mexican Red Chile and Moruga Scorpion. Sweet and garlicky with a long burn and the perfect accompaniment for seafood, chicken, grilled meats and Asian foods .
Heat level 6 (out of 10)
40% pepper solids by volume

$6.59 - 5 oz Glass Bottle





Chiwawa Gold

Simply the tastiest habanero hot sauce around. This sauce has all of the great habanero flavor without the hiccup inducing heat.

Heat Level 5 (out of 10)
$6.59 - 5 oz Glass Bottle





Sweet Heat
2012 SCOVIE AWARD WINNER


All natural, gluten free, corn syrup free, msg free
Sweet Heat is the perfect accompaniment for seafood, chicken and grilled meats. A unique spin on a “traditional” verde sauce, Sweet Heat will start sweet is then kick you in the taste buds.
Heat level 3 (out of 10)
32% pepper solids by volume

$6.59 - 5 oz glass bottle





Shabam! Rustic Red Pepper Sauce

Shabam! is the ONLY Memphis style hot sauce. Designed for foods of the Mid-South such as: Catfish, Greens, Cornbread and BBQ. Put some SOUL into your FOOD.
Heat level 3 (out of 10)
40% pepper solids by volume

$6.59 - 5 oz glass bottle






Chaos Theory Ghost Pepper Sauce

Cocoa, Dark Cherries and Ghost Peppers. Made for Pad Thai, Wild Game, BBQ and wherever your imagination takes you.
Heat level 6 (out of 10)
7% pepper solids by volume

$6.59 - 5 oz glass bottle






Red Chile Hot Sauce

Smoky 4 pepper blend with a rich deep complexity. Made to be a base for BBQ sauces, wing sauces, pizza and spaghetti or use as is on chicken and pork.
Heat level 3 (out of 10)

$6.59 - 5 oz glass bottle







Green Chile Dust
2013 SCOVIE AWARD WINNER


Hatch Green Chile Seasoning (our top selling product)
Use this on everything (really).
Heat level 1 (out of 10)

$6.59 - 4 oz net weight






Red Chile Rub

New Mexican Red Chile Rub is incredible on brisket pork shoulder and ribs. Red Chile Rub also make a great snack food seasoning for chips and popcorn. Made with New Mexican Red Chile, Garlic, Onion, Cocoa...
Heat level 1 (out of 10)

$6.59 - 4 oz net weight